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dxb0914:

THIS MOTHER FUCKER WHATT

he’s a wizard 

(via misserjay)

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monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(via dutchster)

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thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(Source: neverforget14, via helbigandtheholytrinity)

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6 hours ago
noodlehorn asked: Ferrari or Lamborghini??


Answer:

supercars-photography:

Koenigsegg

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6 hours ago

taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

(via misserjay)

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2 days ago
drugglife-thugglife:

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES
IT HAS FEETFEEEEEET
FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

Merp merp merp merp

drugglife-thugglife:

flyinggayflag:

battlingperfection:

elizaschu:

BUT ITS LITTLE FEETSIES

IT HAS FEET
FEEEEEET

FUZZY LITTLE SLIPPERED BUNNY FEET

it looks so majestic

IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON 

Merp merp merp merp

(Source: originalprobe, via misserjay)

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2 days ago

Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

(Source: elboburnham, via zackisontumblr)

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